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I WANT TO EAT WORMS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM BEING MY AUTHENTIC, GENUINE SELF RIGHT NOW. THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE. I AM, OF MY OWN ACCORD, EXPRESSING AN ACTUAL DESIRE OF MINE. I AM BEING 100% DEAD SERIOUS, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I WILL EAT A WORM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO PROVE I AM NOT A COWARD. I LOVE EATING WORMS. I DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE IT. PARK DISTRICTS EVERYWHERE DESPISE ME. I AM A THREAT TO THE LOCAL ECOSYSTEMS THE WORLD OVER. THE GOVERNMENT BEGS ME NOT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE WHEN I GO ON ERRANDS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES, WATCHING HELPLESSLY AS I EAT ANOTHER CREEPY CRAWLY. I WILL FISTFIGHT BIRDS AND FROGS OVER FOOD (WORMS). I HAVE A TOP SECRET WORM STASH BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE IT IS. I AM A WORM EATER AND I AM PROUD. BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE ANY NEARBY WORMS MIGHT BE? ASKING FOR A FRIEND HAHA

I WANT TO EAT WORMS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM BEING MY AUTHENTIC, GENUINE SELF RIGHT NOW. THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE. I AM, OF MY OWN ACCORD, EXPRESSING AN ACTUAL DESIRE OF MINE. I AM BEING 100% DEAD SERIOUS, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I WILL EAT A WORM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO PROVE I AM NOT A COWARD. I LOVE EATING WORMS. I DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE IT. PARK DISTRICTS EVERYWHERE DESPISE ME. I AM A THREAT TO THE LOCAL ECOSYSTEMS THE WORLD OVER. THE GOVERNMENT BEGS ME NOT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE WHEN I GO ON ERRANDS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES, WATCHING HELPLESSLY AS I EAT ANOTHER CREEPY CRAWLY. I WILL FISTFIGHT BIRDS AND FROGS OVER FOOD (WORMS). I HAVE A TOP SECRET WORM STASH BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHERE IT IS. I AM A WORM EATER AND I AM PROUD. BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE ANY NEARBY WORMS MIGHT BE? ASKING FOR A FRIEND HAHA